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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

So they tried

Race and genetics do not line up well, new study confirms - Live Science

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

What are Best Breakfast Places in Pune?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

What are the basic human needs according to psychology? What are the consequences of not meeting these needs?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Scoop: Treasury officials defend "revenge tax" from wary GOP senators - Axios

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Ryan Reynolds’ ‘Animal Friends’ Delayed to 2026 at Warner Bros. - The Hollywood Reporter

No go.

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Erin Patterson tells murder trial exotic mushrooms 'have more flavour' - BBC

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Woman on trial for poison mushroom killings says she was trying to fix "bland" meal - CBS News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

How do I become mentally strong?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Carlos Alcaraz praised for showing 'insane sportsmanship' during his French Open match against Ben Shelton - The Tennis Gazette

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What do you think of the Black history lessons in the PBS documentary about jazz pianist-singer Hazel Scott?