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12.06.2025 00:36

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
So they tried
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
What are Best Breakfast Places in Pune?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Ryan Reynolds’ ‘Animal Friends’ Delayed to 2026 at Warner Bros. - The Hollywood Reporter
No go.
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Woman on trial for poison mushroom killings says she was trying to fix "bland" meal - CBS News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
How do I become mentally strong?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
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How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones